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Hello there, Bert!

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"Mary!" Bert’s eyes lit up and he pulled her into a hug before pressing a kiss to her cheek. "Well good evening Mary Poppins." He have her a cheeky smile before giving her some space. He blushed lightly and stuffed his hands in his pockets. “‘Ow ‘ave you been?"

He pressed a kiss to the back of her hand. “It’s good to ‘ave you back Mary.” He smiled and pressed a kiss to her cheek. “You know Simon misses you too, little fox won’t stop cuddling the scarf you left be’ind last time you visited.” He told her with a smirk.

Mary’s eyes widened. “So that’s where my scarf went! Well, Bert,” she said with a sigh. “I suppose I’m going to have to go get it back. Where is Simon?”

"Well ‘es at home probably laying on it." He smiled. "We could go get it now if you aren’t busy, and I’m sure Simon would be more than ‘appy to cuddle with the real Mary Poppins instead of ‘er scarf." He pressed a kiss to her knuckles.

"I suppose you’re right," she smiled. Holding out her arm, waiting for Bert to take it in his, Mary said, "Well? Shall we?"

Bert took her arm and led her to his flat where the fox was. “So where ‘ave you been all these times?” He asked

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OUAT Ladies + D&D Alignments

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The Dick Van Dyke Show S2E8

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Park adventures [Mary and Bert]

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She returned his bright smile, her eyes sparkling with joy. Her heart beat wildly at the sensation of being pulled flush against his body and she slipped her arms around his shoulders as he enfolded her into a tight embrace. Resting her head in the crook of his neck she…


Rolling her eyes, she laughed at that and bent down to retrieve her hat and gloves, dusting off a few leaves. “It was raspberry ice cream not strawberry. And as for you kissing me again-I might just let you!” she smirked at his smug expression and reached up to plant a quick kiss on his cheek. Before he could turn his head, the sound of feet crunching through leaves and heavy breathing of a quite different kind to that which could be heard before interrupted them. The sight of the park keeper in front of them, waving his pointed finger caused Mary to spring apart from Bert and a blush to spread right through her body and colour her cheeks a most endearing shade of pink.

Bert smiled when Mary pressed a kiss to his cheek and just when he was about to press another kiss on her lips, the park keeper showed up, and Mary jumped out of his arms. Bert turned to the park keeper and held up his hands in defense. “Listen mate…” Bert trailed off before grabbing Mary by the hand and running off with her again, this time out of the park and into the city. After turning countless corners they finally stopped in front of his flat. “I don’t ‘ave the nicest place in all of London, but it not the worst.” He gave her an apologetic smile before leading her inside.


Mary looked around at the rooms surrounding her. Much like Uncle Albert’s house, there wasn’t much natural light, but each space felt cosy and safe, she was unsure as to the reason why she had never seen Bert’s home before, but she decided she liked it very much. Placing her hat and gloves on the table she started to unbutton her coats and placed into Bert’s outstretched hand for him to hang up “It’s lovely Bert, everything about it is simply lovely” she smiled brightly, expressing her enthusiasm for her surroundings.

Bert took Mary’s coat into his arms, it was warm and soft, just like it’s owner. “I try to keep it as homey as possible.” He shrugged before hanging her coat next to his on a rack next to the door. “Would you like a cup of tea?” He asked as he walked over to the small kitchen area. “I ‘ave your favorite.” He informed her with a smirk upon his lips. He looked her form up and down, getting in every detail, her small waist, the very light freckles she had upon her cheeks, her brown hair that contrasted against her pale skin, her proper posture, how perfect her clothes were, how perfect she was. “I like the way you look.” He closed his eyes and curses himself “what I meant was I like the way your body looks, I mean because I was looking at you, not with bad intentions!” He let out a sigh. “Do you see what you do to me.” He smiled lightly and laughed.


Once again she blushed and gave a slightly embarrassed cough, “Yes, well I-er thank you, a-and you too Bert, you look fine” although not the first time Bert had payed her a compliment-and her him, for that matter- which she normally had no trouble receiving,  never before had one been delivered in an awkward manner. Ever the sensible one, she took a slow, calming breath, “after everything that had happened in the park today, and now we are here-alone, might I add- in your house, naturally it has served to make us both rather over-excited, and er-giddy, you might say” she saw a mischievous look light up his face when she mentioned being alone together, as if he realised just in that moment all the possibilities that this time could hold, now they has no chance of being interrupted. As he started to slowly move towards her, his lips curved into a charming little smile, she found herself becoming less coherent, “so I think it may be best for us to-er, er-to sit down with a nice cup of-of erm tea to calm ourselves down and then t-talk about what has happened today…” she found herself matching his every advance with a step back of her own, if he got too close she had some idea of what might follow, and those events would most certainly not be conducive to talking and sorting this whole business out! Her back bumped against a wall and she realised she could go no further, “y-yes, we are both just a little overexcited you see…” Again she tailed off as she felt Bert’s sweet breathe wash over her cheek, her eyes transfixed on his. He gave a small chuckle and murmured lowly in her ear, “yes, you have already mentioned that, Mary Poppins I do believe you are repeating yourself, and it’s not like you to be repetitious” her eyes widened indignantly and she was about to respond in the same manner, but her breath hitched in her throat when in her peripheral vision she saw him raise his hand. His eyes held a question, asking for permission to continue and she swallowed, her throat suddenly incredibly dry, before she gave a slight nod granting his request. She let out the breath she didn’t know she had been holding and her eyes rolled shut in pleasure as he buried both of his hands in her hair, slightly massaging her head before he preceding to remove each hair pin, one by one.

Bert slowly took the pins out of Mary’s hair as he pressed kissed along her jaw. “You ‘ave really soft ‘air.” He pulled back and smiled at her. “And soft skin.” He pressed another kiss high on her cheekbone. “You’re so cute when you are nervous.” He chuckled before pressing a soft kiss to her lips, which worked it’s way up from soft and gentle to intense and passionate. Bert pressed his body flush against hers, feeling the heat flow off of her and onto him, causing him to let out a small groan as he grabbed Mary’s hands and pinned them above her head as he deepened the kiss. According to the small moans she was letting escape her, she was enjoying it, this only drove Bert further on.

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I AM LOVING THE THREAD YOU HAVE GOING ON WITH MARY SO MUCH OH MYGOD keep on rockin it you two alsoyayforwallsex

Ohmigod wall sex! Thanks we try :D

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Σ(O_O;) *cackles incessantly*

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Bert felt his cheeks burn with the redness of a blush as Mary unbuttoned his shirt and ran her hands all over his bare chest, causing Bert to shudder at the contact. He had no idea what had come over her, he just knew that when he has answered the door she had pounced on him, he barely had time to close the front door! Now here she was working her way down to his pants at
A fast pace! Mary already had his belt unbuckled before he put his hands over her own. “Whoa love” he pressed a quick kiss to her lips to reassure her that what she was doing wasn’t unwelcome. “Why the sudden desire to get me undressed?” He asked with a small smile.

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She gave him a look not too dissimilar to a cat that had gotten the cream when she heard her coat join his shirt on the floor. As his fingers nimbly started to undo the tricky buttons on her shirt and his mouth found hers again, she started walking them backwards towards the bedroom. They bounced off of the walls in the narrow hall until they came to the stairs. Lifting her, Bert took the first few steps before becoming distracted by Marys fingers threading through his hair, and he gently lowered her until she was laying on the stairs and he was hovering over her, she was about to protest at the impractical location but her words were stolen from her when he started placing kisses down her neck and to each new piece of skin revealed by each opened button, humming she arched into him and decided that the stairs would just have to do…

Bert finally managed to get her shirt open completely to expose her chest covered by her slip. “Why do you wear so many layers of clothing.” He growled before sitting her up so he could properly remove her shirt. After he gently laid her down again he continued his kisses along her neck and down to her caller bone where he gently bit down. He began to undo the buttons of her skirt, smiling against her skin at the noises she was making. When she threaded her fingers through his hair and gave it a sharp tug, Bert hissed and returned to her lips, kissing her passionately, almost in a hungry manner.


She gave a low giggle at his frustration but made no move to help him, he was doing just fine by himself she thought as he nipped at her collar bone again causing a gasp of delight to escape from her. When he had managed to free her from her blouse and moved onto her skirt, which would show less resistance she felt him give a triumphant smile against her leg so she pulled him back towards her mouth, he seemed far too pleased with himself and she wanted to wipe the smug grin off of his face so she bit down on his lip, a little harder than she normally would, soothing it with her tongue, and it was her turn to be pleased at the growl she drew from him. He moved back down her to pull her skirt off completely, upon reaching her feet he knelt up again to take in her flushed appearance and heavy breathing.

Bert let out a low growl as Mary but down on his bottom lip a bit harder than she usually would. He ran his fingers through her hair and pulled on it a bit harder than he usually would before smirking against her lips. He slid down her body to pull off her skirt. He smiled up at the erratic rise and fall of her chest and the flush all along her body. He grabbed hold of her slip and lifted over her head so she was only in her underwear and stalkings. Bert quickly took the pins from her hair before pulling her in for a rough kiss, while he ran his hand all over her body, finally coming to rest on her thigh. “You are absolutely beautiful, and you just look so absolutely stunning like this.” He whispered against her lips before pulling her leg up to hook around his hips.


With her hair flowing around her shoulders and Bert looking at her like she was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen, she couldn’t help but slow down their frantic venture to give him a tender smile and to gently caress his cheek with the back of her fingers and she turned her face to press a kiss to the palm of his hand, their gaze intense and never breaking. The still moment didn’t last, however, and once again they came crashing together. Mary tightening her legs around his hips and dug her nails into is shoulders as she writhed beneath him, lost in the mists of pleasure.

A low growl escaped past Bert’s lips as Mary tightened the grip her legs had on him. The hand in her hair pulled her head back so her throat was exposed to him, which he immediately latched onto. He let his other hand explore her body, stoping at one of her breasts and giving it a firm squeeze before standing up and pulling her with him. Mary’s legs were still firmly wrapped around him. Bert tried to make it to the room but he just couldn’t, so instead he pressed her up against the wall of the hallway. “Why is my room so far.” He murmured against her neck before pressing his lips to hers an grinding his hips into hers.

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Σ(O_O;) *cackles incessantly*

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Bert felt his cheeks burn with the redness of a blush as Mary unbuttoned his shirt and ran her hands all over his bare chest, causing Bert to shudder at the contact. He had no idea what had come over her, he just knew that when he has answered the door she had pounced on him, he barely had time to close the front door! Now here she was working her way down to his pants at
A fast pace! Mary already had his belt unbuckled before he put his hands over her own. “Whoa love” he pressed a quick kiss to her lips to reassure her that what she was doing wasn’t unwelcome. “Why the sudden desire to get me undressed?” He asked with a small smile.

mr-bert-alfred123:

She gave him a look not too dissimilar to a cat that had gotten the cream when she heard her coat join his shirt on the floor. As his fingers nimbly started to undo the tricky buttons on her shirt and his mouth found hers again, she started walking them backwards towards the bedroom. They bounced off of the walls in the narrow hall until they came to the stairs. Lifting her, Bert took the first few steps before becoming distracted by Marys fingers threading through his hair, and he gently lowered her until she was laying on the stairs and he was hovering over her, she was about to protest at the impractical location but her words were stolen from her when he started placing kisses down her neck and to each new piece of skin revealed by each opened button, humming she arched into him and decided that the stairs would just have to do…

Bert finally managed to get her shirt open completely to expose her chest covered by her slip. “Why do you wear so many layers of clothing.” He growled before sitting her up so he could properly remove her shirt. After he gently laid her down again he continued his kisses along her neck and down to her caller bone where he gently bit down. He began to undo the buttons of her skirt, smiling against her skin at the noises she was making. When she threaded her fingers through his hair and gave it a sharp tug, Bert hissed and returned to her lips, kissing her passionately, almost in a hungry manner.


She gave a low giggle at his frustration but made no move to help him, he was doing just fine by himself she thought as he nipped at her collar bone again causing a gasp of delight to escape from her. When he had managed to free her from her blouse and moved onto her skirt, which would show less resistance she felt him give a triumphant smile against her leg so she pulled him back towards her mouth, he seemed far too pleased with himself and she wanted to wipe the smug grin off of his face so she bit down on his lip, a little harder than she normally would, soothing it with her tongue, and it was her turn to be pleased at the growl she drew from him. He moved back down her to pull her skirt off completely, upon reaching her feet he knelt up again to take in her flushed appearance and heavy breathing.

Bert let out a low growl as Mary but down on his bottom lip a bit harder than she usually would. He ran his fingers through her hair and pulled on it a bit harder than he usually would before smirking against her lips. He slid down her body to pull off her skirt. He smiled up at the erratic rise and fall of her chest and the flush all along her body. He grabbed hold of her slip and lifted over her head so she was only in her underwear and stalkings. Bert quickly took the pins from her hair before pulling her in for a rough kiss, while he ran his hand all over her body, finally coming to rest on her thigh. “You are absolutely beautiful, and you just look so absolutely stunning like this.” He whispered against her lips before pulling her leg up to hook around his hips.

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